Thanks! I'm feeling much better now. Hopefully that filled the quota for down-and-out days for the next little while!

'Chicken patties' does sound really funny, but I think it's a great moniker! The pair I included for her happens to be clear, but when they first started making them they were a generic pinkish beige tone very similar to uncooked chicken. Hrm, typing that out actually makes them seem kinda gross, but I can personally vouch for their effectiveness!